I must be dream trollin every night then
(Source: slaughterthemoon, via flaw-by-design)
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(My interest in) sports sprung from a general desire to be better than everyone at everything.
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Fish and chips on St. Patty’s Day! A toast on my dad’s side to the McCanns!
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Don’t they stock condoms at the grocery store he works at?
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Things heard from my cubical with a door today…
*The Vietnamese resturant again?! Can’t we just go to Denny’s for lunch?
*No, I didn’t see the e-mail about the Secretary’s visit. My e-mail has been down all day so I am working on my ESL paper for class.
*Oh my ex wasn’t handy either, hell of a golfer who played from the tips, but when the garbage disposal broke we called someone.
*There has to be a Mizzou graduate at Busch Gardens willing to help with the Secretary’s event.
*I’m not donating my prom dresses to foster kids. I’ve only been out of high school for (long pause) 14 years…that can’t be right.
The LBM (Little Brown Man) has had his own language my entire life and it has finally trickled into social media. When I asked him what LD stood for he texted me this picture. LD for Love Dad.
Just Another Manic Monday
Every single almost-32-year-old girl’s dream text starts like this…”I don’t know exactly where we are…”
And yes I have read the book ‘He’s Just Not That Into You,’ twice! And saw the movie. But some people are just worth hanging on to even if they just end up being your guy best friend.
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I was surprised to learn the governor has a database. I’ll be damned if we are going to lose the good news newsletter battle to DEP!
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Eli 4 prez! #MVP
